There are thousands of diet programs that are on the market today. Most of them make some miraculous claim that you quickly find out to be false. I have found one that is 100% effective. It will work for every single person no matter what. Since you are dying to know what it is, I will let you in on the secret. It’s called the Haitian Parasite Diet.
The great thing about this diet plan is that it finds you! Last week it found me with vengeance. I think it had tried to meet up with me since I stepped foot into this country.
All joking aside, I did catch a parasite last week that really knocked me out for a while. I was sleeping almost 14 hours a day and did not have energy or an appetite when I was awake. Luckily I was surrounded by Haitian friends that cared for me and later by men from my home church who happened to be medical professionals. I am very thankful they were there to help me.
Now that I am on the upswing, I can see the effects of this parasite. I lost around 15 pounds in 3 days and suffered dehydration that I am still working to overcome. All I could stomach during the 3 worst days of sickness was one granola bar. I simply had no desire to eat, and I could not keep food in my system when I could eat.
This diet can be yours too if you want. All you have to do is eat food that isn't safe and take some chances that are not smart. It's just one of the side effects of taking a few too many chances, but I wouldn't change it at all. All part of the Haitian experience.